Board Silly - World's Biggest Wanker

These clever cards are designed like those old cafe boards, but contain some offensive, witty and downright funny messages. This one is leaning on the side of just offensive, though. Straight talking, no-nonsense wanker-calling - what more do you want from a Birthday card?

Card reads: "IF THERE WAS A COMPETITION FOR THE WORLD'S BIGGEST WANKER, YOU WOULD COME FIRST"

Board Silly - World's Biggest Wanker Product Features:

5" x 7" 
Complete with coloured envelope
Blank inside
All cards are printed in the UK on paper sourced from sustainable sources and are FSC accredited
Do not eat unless you are a hamster