Profanity Pen - Don't Touch My F*cking Pen

Office drama really can be frustrating, especially when it's over something so petty as a stolen pen. It's almost impossible to prove who stole it because they all look the same, has probably been chewed on since its vanishing, and probably ran out of ink by the time you reclaim it! Not with this pen, people will know to keep their fucking hands off your pen!

We think it would make a great office or rude secret Santa gift!

Profanity Pen - Don't Touch My Fucking Pen Features:

Pen colour may vary 

Writes in black

Standard pen size