Turkey! - Sister Wanked Off Santa

Christmas cards can be boring affairs. Nice close-up of a Robin here, house covered in snow there - so we decided people need cards that bring home the truth about Xmas/give boring Christmas cards the rude and naughty side the festive season deserves. So we started stocking the Turkey range.

This card reads, "Dear Sister, I heard that you wanked off Santa (With your bum)"

Turkey! - Sister Wanked Off Santa Product Features:

Cello wrapped with red card

Blank inside

Printed in the Uk on high-quality card

Card Dimensions: 12 x 17.5cm (normal sized card)