Turkey! - Wanked Off Santa

Christmas cards can be boring affairs. Nice close-up of a Robin here, house covered in snow there - so we decided people need cards that bring home the truth about Xmas/give boring Christmas cards the rude and naughty side the festive season deserves. So we started stocking the Turkey range.

This card reads, "I heard that you wanked off Santa (With your bum)"

Turkey! - Wanked Off Santa Product Features:

Cello wrapped with red card

Blank inside

Printed in the Uk on high-quality card

Card Dimensions: 12 x 17.5cm (normal sized card)