Warning Card - Santa Doesn't Deliver To Whores

Christmas is a hazardous time people, which is why we stock cards that give a festive warning. No messing about. The truth is always better.

This essential warning is "I hope you like my Christmas present, it's the only one you'll get because Santa doesn't deliver to whores."

Warning Card - Santa Doesn't Deliver To Whores Product Features:

5" x 7" 
Complete with coloured envelope
Blank inside
All cards are printed in the UK on paper sourced from sustainable sources and are FSC accredited
Do not eat unless you are a hamster